Monday, 27 February 2012

A Silent Revolution

An ironic title after my long hiatus from this space...

No, i wasn't trying to make a point by remaining “silent”, I simply haven't had the time to pen any of my thoughts. And believe me, there has been a lot of thinking going on in the past few weeks.

But first up, I just had to write about “The Artist” to which the title of this post owes its name. I dragged my trusting (and vela!) sister, Anandita to Inox for a Saturday night movie treat. I was most keen to watch any of the new Oscar releases and it so happened that the timing for “The Artist” was most preferable.
Both of us were beyond exhausted from a week of busy-bodiness and I know she was obliging me by coming with me for the movie. We entered the cinema late and I was a bit surprised to enter to a black and white screen with no audible dialogue. I pressed her hand and whispered, “I think it is just a movie in a movie, Anna...” But five minutes in, and I realised that we were indeed watching a silent, black and white movie out of the late 1920’s! (This is a good time to die of embarrassment from my supreme ignorance to this highly acclaimed movie!)

“Ok, Ok, don’t fret. Grab a coffee. Acclimatize. Enjoy the cultural enrichment...it is after all, a front runner for grabbing the top academy award accolades. It has got to be very good.”

And you know what? It was better than good, it was excellent. Sure, it isn’t the coolest Saturday night plan, but it was an education; and a romantic one in that.

Jean Dujardin....aie aie aie. What a man. He has the same effect on me as Jon Hamm in Mad Men has. I dont know what it is was about those days...the slick-back shiny hair, the 3 piece suits, the swagger and strut with which they walked or is was it all about the macho pride they cultivated? I supposed it is the combination of it all that makes men such as these, utterly swoon worthy for women in this generation. We live in a different world, a world where men and women supposedly co-exist in equality, what men can do, women must do...and all that jazz...Today androgyny is in - women dress like men and men dress like women. Yeh hai style, boss.

So it was an immense pleasure to be transported to another era, an era of good ol' Hollywood drama, of pencil mustaches, of grand romantic gestures, of tap-dance, and of loyalty and most of all, amazing fashion! I couldn't believe that the usual me (i.e - fidgety and easily distracted) was pretty riveted right from the start, with a movie format hitherto unknown to me. To think that in this age of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious movie making, where one is looking out for the best technology in sound, in picture, in dubbing, in makeup, in costume; this movie marks a brave, inspired and perhaps I can say, an audacious move by director, Michel Hazanavicius.

Am sure now that the movie has sweeped up all the awards, more of us will make the effort to watch it. I urge as many to go - even if its to watch Jean's amazing dog or the scene where Peppy Miller has her moment with suit or if nothing, then to just to watch the final scene...tippity, tappity, tap!



And that's how it's done, folks!

Saturday, 4 February 2012

Chicken a la Kyiv


My only known reference of Kiev before my visiting it, was the name of this chicken preparation, which I had anyway suspected was another great 'Indianism', known only by us desis...and of course this hunch was true. There is no Chicken A La Kiev on any menu in Kiev; in fact there are hardly any chicken preparations on any of the menus! The most popular meat in Kiev is pork, without a doubt! There is simple pork, pork tongue, pork knuckle and good ol' pork fat. Not to mention, the incredible selection of fish - salmon, tuna and Bassa are staples, along with several local river fish.
But what I found most pleasantly surprising was the eclectic, innovative and variety of cuisines available in Kiev. Jap food seemed to be the number one foreign cuisine and the quality and preparation of the sushi, sashimi, algae was amazing. Most streets would have at least 1 sushi bar on it.
I think the second favourite would have to be the kyivians fondness for Irish pubs, which were not just all over the city, but also buzzing at all times.
No city in the world is semi-decent if it doesn't have it's fair share of desi joints, and voila, Kiev didn't disappoint at all. From the fancy 'Sutra' (aka short for Kamasutra - complete with erotic wallpaper) to the centrally located 'Himalaya', to the highly recommended 'Bombay Palace' which I dined at, one has much to pick and choose from.
The local Ukranian cuisine is fairly popular of course. I had a great meal of 'boursch', a bouillon like soup. The green boursch was defo better than the chicken boursch. I stayed away from all the special meat and pork preparations...but had a delectable perfect, sesame-seared tuna with a sort of garlic and spinach butter sauce on the side. I also tried a lethal, wasabi-like paste, which was perhaps composed of beet root, red cabbage and copious amounts of ginger. But wait, I forgot to add, every course of the meal was broken by an essential shot of vodka. Yup...that is how it is done. And Nemiroff, is definitely the vodka to have when in Kiev! I must admit I only had this vodka-infused meal once...it was memorable to say the least!

Due to the -20 degree clime, the streets were not as busy as usual (with good reason, I say!), but the much-hallowed night life of Kiev was not too disrupted. Unfortunately I was there when there was a cold wave and temperatures were much lower than usual (trust my luck!), a lot of snow was sitting heavy all over the city. With restrictions of Mother Nature and also timing (I was there from Sunday to Wednesday), I didn't get a decent enough idea of the crazy city life. I did venture out and did get a glimpse into how the scene must be on a regular 0 degree evening. After a seriously detailed research on where to go that blessed -22 degree night, we were told that Vodka bar was the place to be. OK, Vodka Bar was where we were headed. But not without making a pit stop at the widely known, 'D'Lux' or as we understood it, 'The Looks'. EVERYONE told us that this is where the party is at. It is a stunning club at the end of a fairy light lined path in a pretty garden. Over two levels and with an impressive glass facade, I'm pretty sure that it was where the party would be. Alas, I need to go another time to test it in its true avtaar, when all the colourful butterflies are out, wings flapping et all!
Unlike most winter-struck cities which get most depressing during the cold, Kiev was lively and quite the contrary. Still in an X'Mas state of mind (vodka mist perhaps?), the entire city is lit up with giant snowflakes on the building facades and there are many Santas efficiently standing guard outside hotels, stores, homes and other places of interest.
Given that Kiev is a pretty tiny city and is still a city experiencing heavy infrastructure development, it's got everything a cosmopolitan, 'first world' city has. Now with the UEFA cup finals taking place there from June to July, Kiev is definitely going to come to light on the international travel map. With its close connection to Russia, one sees some seriously fancy folk in Kiev. Sitting at the lobby bar or the Intercontinental Hotel, I got to see some pretty cool sights.  It's ex-soviet status, makes for a mysterious setting of men in dark suits, beautiful women dressed in incredible fur, under-the-table work, furtive eye movement, KGB spies and heavy-duty CCTV cameras! What i found extremely alluring was the groups of men that would come in and be there all day long, chain-smoking, talking, drinking espressos and essentially, cracking deals of dubious nature. One guy in this group would typically be a government official, another a financier, one a middleman and of course, the main guy. After a bit of trained observing I realised, most of these groups, would have an accompanying group in tow. But this other group would usually come separately, sit separately and leave separately. These guys were the watchers and the bodyguards. Exciting right?! I certainly thought so...I saw lots of Americans, Germans and Iranians, with a smattering of Italians schmoozing and cruising their way through.
Must add, these men are kinda creepy with x-ray vision, one look from any of them your way, and you feel exposed!

But what finally defines a place is the people and the experience one gets from interacting with the local folk and I had a fantastic experience on that note. I found the people incredibly warm (ironic!), extremely helpful, charming and approachable. Despite the obvious communication barrier, sign language went a loooong way. It was nice to have happy smiling faces around. Usually I tend to get quite stuck in countries where the English language isn't popular - I feel flustered and embarrassed asking for directions, for water, for anything!
My best friend in Kiev has now become Vlodymor, the jolly cab driver whom we called every day. A modern day porky pig meets captain haddock, this chap was most endearing. He had a great sense of humour and an even better sense of music, cranking up the volume for every pumping track that would come on. He drove us around his city with pride, pointing out all sorts of sights not to be missed. In his broken English, he would share little anecdotes. Knowing that I was loving the local tunes, one evening, he asked me, "Aaru you like d rock muzeek?" My answer was vague, "hmmm yes I like d rock muzeek some times...." We were at a signal so his round self turned to the back and he looked at me and added, " I love d rock muzeek bheryy much. I like d rock muzeek and I like d motor bike. I go long on the motor bike with the d rock muzeek." As if I didn't think he was cool enough already..!

Final thoughts much to get back tostarting off with a Nemiroff-fueled breakfast. As the saying goes, when in Kyiv, do as the Kyivians!








Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Let the Hooley Bird commence


1st of January 2012, 16.00, De Farm, Poolside:

Thump, thump, clap, clap, thump, thump, clap, clap - that’s the beat of the Hooley bird.

As we sat in a circle, sipping our bevvies, trying to keep in rhythm with the inane game we were playing with such dedication. Barely holding back the guffaws as we looked at one another and couldn't help but notice the utter ridiculousness of that moment was when it came to me, a few hours too late, ah well...it came, so I felt very relieved.

What am I talking about!?

I started out 2011 bearing a “theme” in mind. It was the underlying mood that I wanted to linger around with through the year. I was almost certain, I would have forgotten this self-created theme by day 5 of January; but interestingly enough, it stayed with me - all the way through till the bitter end! ;)

So I figured I must come up with some thing for 2012 too, and ever since Christmas I have been pondering over what mood I want to keep with me for the next 12 months...and I  have been drawing a blank. well until now that is. Eureka! I got it....2012 is the Year of Innocence.

I want to dive in feeling renewed and resolute. Upbeat and optimistic. Truthful and honest. And most importantly, excited and positive that Life holds a great deal of the good stuff in store for me (and all of us!) and it takes a little bit of the bad stuff to figure it out. I want to wake up feeling that I will learn something new and better every day. And that the world is not a big, bad place filled with creepy-crawlies; but instead it’s a marvelous place filled with light and laughter.

No, I didn’t consume a big bag of Prozac or some alternate ‘happiness infusion’. I strongly and vehemently believe in the power of innocence. Despite 2011 being a stellar year (2009 and 2010 were miss-able) - I was still feeling the pressure-cooker effect. A lot was going on inside my head and heart and I just couldn’t rely on my intuition to guide me through the confusion. I was swayed by “popular theory” and very often that just made the matter all the more confusing!
I found growing number of people who by their mid 20’s felt like they had done it all, seen all there is to see and are now so very “tired” of their lives that they needed to become hermits or house elves; confined to their very private circles and would only muster up the minimum energy required, so as to make an appearance from time to time, and remain in social context!

Uh, I don’t know what that means.

I respect all kinds of people and their own ways of life. Fast, slow, black, white, chill pill...jo bhi karo, par khushi se jeeyo! The only rouse that I have is when people’s thoughts get too twisted...too jaded. No, I most certainly don’t want to be some idiot, all set up to be taken for a ride (I hope I have grown wiser from the last year!), but I want to retain that certain “freshness” and quality of childlike curiosity.

Life is incredibly short and it must be seized!

On this heady and heavy note - I leave you with pictures from my shanti nye weekend, spent with my source of inspiration and joy. 









Let’s all giggle and gurgle away...begin 2012 with baby steps

Monday, 19 December 2011

On another LEVEL

Yee-Haw! What a ride it was for all those who made it to the Avicii concert this balmy and breezy Sunde evening...It is definitely December and the festivities just won't stop!

A dear buddy of mine, (HINT: Heir to the read-to-eat industry's most popular company) introduced me to Avicii's delightful tunes about 6 months ago. Then it was E's epic dropbox of all the big ones from Avicii that got me hooked. This teenage sensation's music is for the yuppy youth (I am part of the youth brigade!!) of today that listens to house music. Un-complicated, melodious and dancy - his tracks are really addictive!
So as soon as I heard that he was coming to town, and not to some indoor cramped space, but in the heart of SoBo - there was no way I was going to miss this one!
Other than the silly bookmyshow policy of collecting tickets at the venue and the horrendous stampede-like entry....it was brillz....just the right number of people, super lights, decent organisation and an over-all homogenous crowd...it was one of the top 3 concerts I have been to ever!

However, the best part about the concert was the opening act by Deejay Miss Nine - This hottie model-turned dj really got the crowd going and set the perfect magical start to the evening. I thought her music and selection was original and beautiful...I slept last night haunted by it.

It was after a really, really, realllllly long time that I was completely relaxed, didn't care who was around or not around...it was connecting with one self and swaying in abandon. It was quite nostalgic for me as I was transported a by-gone era, and it was nice to be lost there, ever so briefly. I met people whom I hadn't seen in ages. I love concert energy and concert connections! I got reflective of all the things that were and all the things that are to come :)

I spent the before and after to the concert at the blessed Gazdar House. LUCKY ME, I was grateful to be part of the hand-picked few to hang there for the pre and the post....
I feel especially grateful for the post-concert save heaven that is was because leaving Turf Club turned into quite an adventure - cab rides et all! 

This week I ought to keep it low...watching MI4 is my personal M for the next few days. As is avoiding the bevvy's!

Let's see how I do on both counts....

'Tis the season y'all....spread the good cheer!









UGH - to GOa or not to GOa.............?


Thursday, 8 December 2011

Krassy Karl


I cant believe it has taken him this long to be 'inspired' by India...Karl's "Paris-Bombay" collection  has come a tad late, me thinks. I can't understand why every one is going crazy about it.
I have seen pictures of the show and I find it tacky. There I said it - tacky!
 
The collection look is midway between Aladdin and Princess Jasmine He has got it all going - jootis, jodhpuris, kurtas, long jackets, saris, drapes and not to mention maang tikkas, which were definitely the high light of the collection. In terms of fabrics, I see a lot of jhataak golds, chinese silks combined with pearl-work embroidery....save a couple of the pieces, the rest just seemed like costume wear. Perhaps my opinion is biased, as being an Indian woman, my idea of Indian clothing is very different and maybe even tradtional. But I am trying to comment as a global gal whose idea of clothing and fashion is beyond country borders....I can't imagine the normal Chanel (chic) lady going paagal for any of these pieces. Wait let me think about it again, perhaps this collection is meant for the huge Arab/Middle Eastern clientele for the fashion house that might like this Bedouin ( more than Bombay-inspired) look. In that case, it could work....





Being a pukka Bombay girl, I like the fact that the collection connects the two fabulous cities together! It will definitely work in our favour and will get us more global attention. Ca c'est sur...

That being said, if I were a foreigner ready to spend that kinda $$$ with some sense of style, I would just jump on to a plane, come straight to the land of marvelous textiles and jewels and splurge!Dil kholke!

The last few years have seen all the top luxury and fashion brands selecting India as their mood board or at least launching limited edition pieces to India. I still think Hermes has paid India the best homage...as has Louis Vuitton for that matter.

Speaking about Louis Vuitton - I am addicted to their newly done up website and have spent so much time on the "Travel to India" section ( http://www.louisvuitton.eu/front/#/eng_E1/Collections/Women/Travel/stories/Travel-to-India ). Also check out the Cirque section which is utterly whimsical and playful.


Here is a brand that continues to rebel and put its detractors in their place at every step of the way...LV has been on the forefront of embracing technology and enhancing the brand experience for its customers. The new Vuitton website is truly a pleasure because its unusual, quirky, original, useful and still convetable! At the end of the day, LV remains the unanimous leader (in volumes and values) for high-end leather goods around the world. It has created an enviable position for itself for many reasons:
1. Its incredible retail network of stores around the world. All of which LVMH directly owns
2. Marc Jacobs!
3. Association with the world of the Arts
4. Association with Humanity and Ecological consciousness
5. The mass-market, logo-driven items
6. The high-end, exotic leather items

I am still waiting for the day that our land of plenty showcases itself appropriately and exports world-class products to the rest of the world. A few important names come to mind who have started doing this already (Manish Arora, Amrapali and the Bollywood brigade, of course!) and I am sure there will be many others very soon as well.....until then.

Monday, 5 December 2011

Raunchy Rasam!

Still reeling post a late nite watch of "The Dirty Picture' last evening. Not quite sure - did I like it? Did I not? Hmmm. Maybe I am some where in the middle because there were many parts of the movie I thoroughly enjoyed and appreciated and there were many parts that I yawned through as well....

One cant deny that Vidya Balan is bloody bold. What a daring and risque performance she delivered as "Silk". Based on the tragic real life of 'Silk Smitha', the reigning cabaret queen from down under, who ruled the screens for the most part of the 1980's; Vidya Balan became her and spared no details in doing so!



Set in the 1970's, young village chokri Reshma has always dreamed big and bright. As soon as she can, she scampers away from her sleepy village to Chennai (Madras in those days). The girl, un-doubtedly has a raw and natural sexual appeal that she uses to her advantage. A devout fan of "Sir", she fosters a dream that countless other girls have - to be a famous movie star. After several attempts at auditioning as a part in dance troupes in the hope of getting her big break, Reshma's starry dreams are almost broken.

And then it happens. The point of epiphany. NAKKU MUKKA happens.....

Just when she thinks her hopes ought to be dashed, she realises that to prove that she isn't like those other girls, she has to do a little bit more than what the other girls do to make their mark. And boyyyy, does she show every one what she's got. She is the right girl at the right place at the right time. What she does is very revolutionary at the time because she just doesn't merely "sex up" the song sequence she gets her chance break in; she invents a market for a new genre of movies. A genre in between porn and main stream. She becomes IT. The producer wants her, the cinema owners want her, Suryakanth wants her, the audience wants her....and she plays it up. Crazed and cocky, Reshma is rechristened, "Silk" and she is on a rampage of sorts - heaving her ample bosom, jiggling her loose belly and gyrating from movie to movie setting hearts (umm?) on fire in her path. Her personal life revolves around Surya The Great, whom she has adored as a little girl. To now have him in her bed and dancing to her tunes...is the dream she has harboured all these years.

Naseerudin Shah is amazing as the narcissistic, arrogant hero. Garish get-ups, gold chains and a pencil mustache completes his look. He controls the biz. He takes Silk as his after-hours girl; whilst putting up an image of the Good Man with his wife and child.
It takes Silk a long time to realise that she means nothing more or less to him other than a pleasure-giver. For her it was love. Breaking free from him, she finds herself in the comfort of Surya's shy, reticent brother, Ramakanth, played by Tushhar Kapoor.

Silk's overnight fame is somewhat unbelievable because from being a nobody she is now a vital part of every movie. Movies that have remained canned for long periods of time now get resumed and become a hit with the masses simply by adding a Silk sequence in it. She moves from her seedy chawl dwellings to a swanky bungalow where she hangs out by the bar in tight and tiny clothes and is drunk by the alcohol and herself. She sits preening at her image, whilst collecting press cuttings of herself  and analysing them lovingly.Essentially she is a lonely girl seeking love and respect of her contemporaries but alas this is not possible as she is viewed as nothing but a cheap trick. A vulgar and daring woman who knows no moral bounds.
Meanwhile, Emraan Hashmi floats in and out of the movie, despite being the apparent hero of the movie. He cannot  stand Silk and hates the brand of movies she represents.

After irking the likes of women's rights groups and becoming a target of Anju Mahendroo who is the catty editor of the leading celebrity magazine,Silk's sun starts setting. She starts getting on the wrong side of a lot of the industry folks by becoming unprofessional and arrogant. After her split with Surya and consequently Rama, she is shunned by many more. She develops a drinking problem and is left at a worrisome crossroad. To payback Surya she is keen to strike yet again and turns to her mentor in the industry. She puts in her money and produces a dud of a movie.

And its all down hill from there on.

The movie kept my interest for the most part because I thought Vidya had truly out done herself (National Award in the bag!). I also enjoy "period" movies so that was another factor...However, period movies means greater attention to detail and this is where I found a number of little flaws. I found the sets and costumes way too gimmicky. Every thing was in technocolour. Sure the 70's and 80's was about rainbows and afros and flair pants and sorbet-coloured suits...but this was a bit much.

The dialogues were very "dialog-y". Silk is a villager girl who is uneducated but due to her native intelligence and ambition is able to carry herself off - her accent goes from vernacular to crisp Brit and back to verny from scene to scene. Every one talks as if they are being scripted and every line is empathic. So I didn't find that natural at all.

As exciting as the first 45 minutes of the movie were, the middle went on and on. The movie could have easily been made tighter by chopping off 20 minutes and also 2 out-of-place songs. Actually, I think other than nakka mukka (Silk's racy theme song that comes on every time she comes on) and Ooh la la la, there was no place for more songs. Too much happened in the last 20 minutes of the movie...the plot and story line ought to have been better planned.

And finally at some point I was just revolted by Silk's excessive skin show and cheeky mouth/tongue moves....the point had been made! I had gotten it!

So let's say, an ordinarily made movie with an extra-ordinary performance on an unusual subject.....definitely worth a dekho.

I also had to share some pictures of the original Silk whose life was marvelous and completely out-there. After learning about her life and circumstance, I was very moved. Again I must say, Vidya did an incredible job of getting the part right. I guess the only other actor who could do this role could have been Tabu?

Hmmm